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Re: (OT) The Humour and Joke thread
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ha ha ha ha nice one Mo
'Ya know' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In St Andrews there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you.'
'Well', said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.'
'Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies', said the Irishman. 'Back home in me own Killarney, there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!'
The Englishman & Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'did this actually happen to you?' 'Not to me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman... 'but it did happen to me sister.'
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