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Re: (OT) The Humour and Joke thread
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As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple
uncomplicated part-time job after retiring from my 'day job'.
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older I have become
a little less sensitive. So-- after landing my new job as a Walmart
greeter (a good find for many retirees) I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very
loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids-- yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly 'Good morning and
welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say 'Hell no,
they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?'
So I replied 'I'm neither blind nor stupid Ma'am. I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work."
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