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Re: (OT) The Humour and Joke thread
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Subject: A Little Religious Humor For all My Catholic Friends
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, 'It was a
good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket
theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.'
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, 'And you told me a little more beat
to the music would bring young people back to the church, so I supported
you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!'
'Thank you, Father,' answered the young priest. 'I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth.'
'However,' said the elderly priest, I'm afraid you've gone too far
with the drive-through confessional.'
'But, Father,' protested the young priest, 'my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!'
'I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n Tell or Go to
Hell," just can't stay on the church roof.
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